Grey Is The New Bland

Most provocative daydreams are often of contractual agreements. That “come-hither” aura exuded from ink on paper, revoking sexual and emotional freedoms is an unsurpassable fantasy. Wait, what? Fifty Shades of Grey, the poorly written, housewife-wide phenomenon-turned-movie is a muddled tale of a

Ass-Kicking Sensationalism

Kick-Ass is definitely over-hyped. Not because the studio’s promotion department is shoving it down my throat, but rather the intense word-of-mouth raves. My reasoning for the majority of the public seeing this movie as an epic masterpiece is in thanks