Growing up in the 90’s, the moms in my immediate circle looked more like a Zellers flyer insert than a milkman’s wet dream. A loose blouse, sensible shoes, and big hair not-so-full of sexy secrets was the aesthetic I knew.
But the days of mom jeans are past. Here comes Fergie-Ferg, Dutchess, and spelling bee champ, paving the way into a new generation of motherhood; Moms I’d Like To Follow.
Let us assume the above acronym is in reference to Instagram and getting those product placement sponsors, as the video includes heavy-hitting social media influencers a la Kim Kardashian (among other Hollywood moms). It is very much eye candy, a theme not unfamiliar to Fergie. Saucy, sultry characters with cutesy, bubblegum-esque sets and hella-hot choreography, our girl Ferg knows how to work us.
A decade after her first solo album, with a baby in the interim, Fergie’s second record is to be released sometime this year.
Drink your MILFshake for healthy boners!
Meanwhile, my mom still can’t figure out her Facebook password.
Melania Fedyna 